I Read Your Email unisex organic cotton Tee – Creepy work humor for introverts & office survivors

Description

You know that feeling when someone asks, “Did you get my email?”
Yeah. This shirt is the answer.

The “I Read Your Email” unisex organic cotton t-shirt delivers subtle menace with a straight face. Equal parts creepy, funny, and painfully relatable, it’s perfect for office workers, remote employees, IT professionals, introverts, and anyone who enjoys letting silence do the talking.

Printed on soft, breathable organic cotton, this tee is comfortable enough for all-day wear: whether you’re pretending to be productive, lurking in inboxes, or silently judging reply-all chains.

It doesn’t shout.
It doesn’t explain.
It just lets them know.

• Durable print that survives emails, meetings, and existential dread

• Ideal for work-from-home setups, casual Fridays, and passive-aggressive gifting

• Perfect as a gift for coworkers, managers, sysadmins, developers, and anyone fluent in email-based psychological warfare.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.