I Would Like to RAGE Funny Gamer Anger Management Unisex Organic Cotton Tee
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I Would Like to RAGE Funny Gamer Anger Management Unisex Organic Cotton Tee

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Iconic “I Would Like to RAGE” t-shirt. Perfect for D&D barbarian players, Vox Machina fans, and anyone who channels their inner barbarian. Soft organic cotton unisex tee featuring the beloved goliath barbarian’s catchphrase.

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“I would like to RAGE.”

Not a request. Not a question. A polite declaration from a most lovable murder machine, a goliath barbarian with a heart of gold and fists of… well, also gold.

While everyone else was planning, strategizing, and deliberating, the barbarian had a simpler approach to problem-solving: RAGE.

Made from soft, sustainable organic cotton for maximum comfort while rolling dice, attending live shows, watching campaigns, and channeling your inner barbarian at the gaming table.

Perfect for D&D Players who:

  • Main barbarians (obviously)
  • Understand rage mechanics intimately
  • Have said “I rage” at the table
  • Solve problems with violence (in-game!)
  • Play goliaths
  • Appreciate simple character motivations
  • Value strength over intelligence (it’s a dump stat anyway)
  • Have punched things that probably shouldn’t be punched
  • Roll for initiative first, ask questions later

WARNING LABEL:

Side effects may include: explaining D&D to everyone who asks about your shirt, spending hours discussing character arcs, crying about fictional characters, starting new D&D campaigns, rolling dice unnecessarily and saying “I would like to rage” in everyday situations.

This shirt does not grant actual barbarian rage abilities. You cannot add rage damage to your attacks in real life. Please do not attempt to break down doors. The shirt is for expressing your inner barbarian, not unleashing it upon society. Side effects include finding your barbarian family and never being the same. Is it Thursday yet?

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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