Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt for Developers Who Secure Their APIs Properly

Description

You’ve seen it too many times.

Public endpoints.
No auth.
No rate limiting.
And someone wondering why their logs look like a DDoS rehearsal.

This “You Shall Not Pass Without Authentication” t-shirt is for developers who understand a simple truth:
security is not optional: it’s fundamental.

Inspired by one of the most iconic lines in fantasy and one of the most ignored rules in software, this shirt is a quiet warning to anyone who thinks “we’ll add auth later” is a valid plan.

Wear it to:

• Code reviews where “temporary” endpoints never get removed

• Stand-ups where security is an afterthought

• Conferences, meetups, or remote calls where your shirt says what you don’t need to repeat

Printed on soft, breathable organic cotton, this unisex tee is made for long coding sessions, incident retrospectives, and that moment when you inevitably have to explain why authentication exists again.

✅ Why You’ll Love It

✔ Made for backend devs, security-minded engineers, and API gatekeepers
✔ 100% organic cotton, soft, durable, and breathable
✔ Unisex fit designed for all-day comfort
✔ Made to order to reduce waste
✔ Free worldwide shipping
✔ 30-day hassle-free returns

👕 Fit & Feel

• Medium-weight organic cotton

• Comfortable, modern unisex cut

• Ideal for daily wear, not novelty-only use

• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems

• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

(US customers: consider sizing up for a relaxed fit.)

🧩 Perfect For

• Backend & API developers

• DevOps & SREs

• Security engineers

• Tech leads tired of saying “no”

• Anyone who believes authentication is not a suggestion

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.