Code Blooded Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt

Description

Some people are warm-blooded.
Others are cold-blooded.
And then there are programmers.

Code Blooded.

This unisex organic cotton t-shirt is for developers, sysadmins, engineers, and terminal-dwelling creatures who remain calm under pressure, debug without blinking, and consider “works on my machine” a valid emotional state.

The Code Blooded design celebrates the quiet, efficient resilience of people who thrive in air-conditioned server rooms, late-night deploys, and environments where syntax matters more than feelings. It’s subtle enough to wear in public, nerdy enough to be recognised by the right people, and sarcastic enough to scare off unnecessary small talk.

Printed on soft, breathable organic cotton, this tee is comfortable for long coding sessions, emergency outages, and pretending you’re “just checking one thing” at 11:43pm.

Wear it as a badge of honour.
Or a warning.

Why You’ll Love It

• Programmer humour – dry, understated, and gloriously self-aware

• Unisex fit – built for humans of all configurations

• Organic cotton fabric – soft, breathable, and ethically sourced

• Office & conference safe – nerdy without being loud

• Perfect gift for developers – birthdays, new jobs, or surviving production

Product Details

• Unisex organic cotton t-shirt

• Soft, mid-weight fabric for everyday wear

• Classic crew neck

• High-quality, durable print

• Designed for comfort during extended screen exposure

Who This Shirt Is For

• Software developers

• Sysadmins & SREs

• DevOps engineers

• IT professionals

• Anyone who considers Stack Overflow a survival tool

If you know, you know.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold

• Wash inside out

• Do not iron directly on the print

• Debug responsibly

Final Thought

You’ve already mentally added it to your wardrobe.
Just buy the damn shirt.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.