Ronin Cat Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Stoic Whiskers. Sharp Steel.

Organic cotton tees for proudly unserious adults.

$ 49.95 AUD

A stoic ronin cat with a sword and zero chill. Printed on a soft unisex organic cotton tee for maximum comfort and honor.

You clicked this because…

You clicked because the shirt said the quiet part loudly. Good. That means it is doing its job.

Printed in small batches. If your size is there, grab it before the grot does.
  • Loud design, zero corporate beige
  • Soft organic tee for everyday mischief
  • Stanley/Stella STTU169 medium unisex fit
  • In stock and ready for mischief
Bundle deal
More bad decisions, less money.

Bundle discount: buy 2 shirts and get 15% off each. Buy 3 or more and get 20% off each. Applied automatically in cart.

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This is for people who would rather wear the punchline than explain it politely.

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Description

Not all warriors walk on two legs. Some walk across your keyboard at 3am.

This unisex organic cotton t-shirt features a finely illustrated ronin cat , complete with straw hat, flowing robes, and the calm, judgmental energy of a feline who has mastered both bushidō and knocking things off tables. The hand-drawn, ink-style artwork channels classic Japanese sketches with a healthy dose of internet-grade absurdity.

Printed on soft, breathable organic cotton, this tee is comfortable enough for everyday wear and honorable enough for your next quest—whether that’s the local game store, a café, or staring silently into the middle distance contemplating yarn.

Perfect for cat lovers, samurai fans, tabletop gamers, and anyone who believes the pen is mightier than the sword—but the sword is still pretty cool.

Wear it proudly. Walk the path. Shed responsibly.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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