My Uptime Is Better Than Yours unisex organic cotton t-shirt

Description

For the sysadmins, DevOps warriors, and infrastructure engineers who haven’t seen a 3am PagerDuty alert in months (and won’t shut up about it).
This shirt is basically a wearable flex for anyone who’s achieved the holy grail: five nines of reliability while everyone else is still explaining why “the server just went down for a minute.”

Perfect for:

• Bragging at tech meetups without saying a word
• Making other engineers slightly uncomfortable
• Wearing to standup when your services are green and theirs are… not
• Reminding your teammates that your Kubernetes cluster doesn’t just randomly restart itself

Warning: May cause increased scrutiny of your monitoring dashboards and unsolicited questions about your secret to zero downtime. Shirt not responsible for jinxing your infrastructure (but let’s be honest, you’ve got backups of your backups).

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton. 99.999% smugness.
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Your order is produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.