Greenskin Warrior Unisex Organic Cotton Tee for WAAAGH! Enthusiasts

Description

WAAAGH! across the galaxy in style.

This Ork Boy t-shirt captures the brutal simplicity and raw power of the greenskins. Featuring clean, bold line art with vibrant colors, this design celebrates the Orks’ philosophy: if it ain’t green, it ain’t mean, and if there ain’t enough dakka, you need MORE DAKKA.

Perfect for tabletop gamers enthusiasts, miniature painters with a pile of unpainted Boyz (we see you), and anyone who knows that the best strategy is charging headfirst into battle while screaming “WAAAGH!”

The simple line art style makes this design pop on any color shirt, with bold colors that capture the chaotic energy of the Orks without overwhelming the composition. It’s the perfect balance of recognizable aesthetic and wearable street style.

Why Orks Are Actually the Best Faction:

They believe painting things red makes them faster (and it works because they believe it)
Their technology runs on collective psychic belief and duct tape
They reproduce through spores (efficient!)
They have the most fun in the entire grimdark universe
WAAAGH! is both a battle cry and a lifestyle

Ideal gift for miniature wargamers, hobby painters, Warhammer lore enthusiasts, tabletop RPG players, and anyone whose battle cry is “WAAAGH!”

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous desire to yell “WAAAGH!”, paint miniatures at 2 AM, spend your entire paycheck at Games Workshop, argue about editions, and challenge Space Marine players to 2000-point battles. May also result in your pile of shame growing exponentially.
For the Emperor? Nah. FOR THE WAAAGH!

Now stop muckin’ about and justbuythedamnshirt!
Da boss sez so.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH GAMES WORKSHOP AND IS NOT OFFICIALLY LICENSED.
It is not intended to infringe upon any copyright.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.