I Void Warranties unisex organic cotton t-shirt – Funny tech shirt for hardware hackers, engineers & DIY tinkerers

Description

Some people read the manual. Others read it as a suggestion. And then there’s you—the person who sees a “warranty void if seal is broken” sticker and thinks “challenge accepted.”
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a declaration of independence from manufacturer-approved repairs, a badge of honor for everyone who’s ever cracked open a device “just to see what’s inside,” and a warning label for any piece of technology unfortunate enough to cross your path.
Featuring a battle-worn skull that’s seen more blown capacitors and fried motherboards than any tech should witness, this design speaks to the hardware hackers, right-to-repair warriors, and DIY legends who know that the best way to learn how something works is to take it apart (and maybe, eventually, put it back together).

Perfect for:
Hardware engineers who treat “authorized service center only” as a suggestion
Makers and tinkerers with a soldering iron collection that concerns their loved ones
IT professionals who’ve repaired more devices than the manufacturer thought possible
Anyone who’s ever Googled “how to open [device] without breaking it” at 2AM
Right-to-repair advocates fighting the good fight

Warning: Wearing this shirt does not actually void any warranties, but it does announce to the world that you probably weren’t planning to honor them anyway. The manufacturer accepts no responsibility for voided warranties, bricked devices, or that drawer full of “spare parts” you swear you’ll need someday.

Goes great with: a well-organized toolbox you’ll never achieve, that “I’ll be careful this time” attitude, and the confidence that comes from having successfully jailbroken at least three devices.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.