While Tea Less Than Enough Corgi Sip Unisex Organic Cotton Tee

Description

The most accurate code ever written. Change our mind.

This “while(tea < enough): corgi.sip();” shirt perfectly captures three universal truths: there’s never enough tea, corgis are perfect, and sometimes the best code is the simplest code. It’s Python syntax, British culture, and dog appreciation all wrapped into one infinitely looping design.
Featuring an absolutely adorable Corgi enjoying a proper cuppa from a Union Jack teacup, this shirt speaks to developers who know that tea < enough will always evaluate to True, creating an infinite loop of tea consumption. Just like your actual workday.

Made from soft, sustainable organic cotton for maximum comfort during coding marathons, debugging sessions, tea breaks (so many tea breaks), and explaining to non-technical people why this is the funniest shirt they’ve ever seen.

Let’s analyze this function:
while(tea < enough):
corgi.sip();
Line 1: Checks if tea quantity is less than “enough” (spoiler: it always is)
Line 2: Corgi executes sip() method
Result: Infinite loop of adorable tea consumption
Time Complexity: O(∞)
Space Complexity: One very happy Corgi
Bug Status: It’s not a bug, it’s a feature

Language Notes:
While this is Python syntax, the concept transcends programming languages:

JavaScript devs: You’d write while(tea < enough) { corgi.sip(); }
Java devs: You’d add 47 more lines of boilerplate, but the sentiment remains
C++ devs: while(tea sip(); } (pointer to good boy)
Ruby devs: corgi.sip while tea < enough (because Ruby is elegant like that)
PHP devs: We don’t talk about PHP (just kidding, you’re valid too)

Pairs Well With:
Your favorite IDE open on a second monitor
An actual cup of tea (we recommend Earl Grey)
A real Corgi if you’re lucky enough to have one
Rubber duck debugging companion
Stack Overflow open in 47 browser tabs
Your mechanical keyboard
Imposter syndrome (we all have it)
A standing desk you never actually use
Blue light blocking glasses
That hoodie you’ve worn for three days straight

Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is this actual Python syntax?
A: Yes! Well, mostly. The semicolon is technically optional in Python, but we kept it for the devs who switch between languages and can’t remember which ones need semicolons anymore.
Q: Will this shirt make me a better programmer?
A: No, but it will make you a cuter programmer, which is almost as important.
Q: What if I prefer coffee to tea?
A: Just mentally replace “tea” with “coffee” in the code. The logic still holds. The Corgi doesn’t judge.
Q: I don’t code in Python. Can I still wear this?
A: Absolutely! The universal truth of “never enough hot beverages” transcends all programming languages.
Q: Will other developers understand this reference?
A: If they don’t, are they really developers? (Yes, they are. Not everyone codes in Python. Don’t gatekeep.)
Q: Does this come with an actual Corgi?
A: Sadly no, but we encourage you to acquire one through legal and ethical means.
Q: What’s the exit condition for this loop?
A: There isn’t one. That’s the point. It’s infinite. Like your sprint backlog.
Q: Can I wear this to a job interview?
A: If the company doesn’t appreciate this shirt, you don’t want to work there anyway.

Warning Label:
Side effects may include: sudden cravings for tea, overwhelming desire to adopt a Corgi, compulsive code optimization, explaining the joke to non-technical friends who “don’t get it,” British accent adoption, adding unnecessary semicolons to Python code, and realizing you’ve been in an infinite loop at work for three years.
This shirt may cause experienced developers to nod knowingly, junior developers to Google “Python while loop,” and non-developers to ask “what does that even mean?” approximately 47 times per wearing.

The Real Story:
Somewhere right now, a developer is sitting with their fourth cup of tea, trying to debug a while loop that won’t exit. Their Corgi is sitting next to them, judging their life choices but offering moral support. This shirt is for them. This shirt IS them.
The beauty of this design is its simplicity. No complex algorithms. No Big O notation nightmares. No recursion that melts your brain. Just a simple while loop that says: “Hey, I like tea, I like dogs, I like code, and I like things that make sense.”
It’s the programmer equivalent of cottagecore: cozy, British, and somehow involving infinite loops.

Also Great For Non-Developers Who:
Just think corgis are adorable (valid)
Appreciate British tea culture
Enjoy wearing things with mysterious text that confuses their friends
Want to look smart without actually learning to code
Collect cute dog merchandise
Have a programmer in their life and want to understand them better (you won’t, but this is a start)

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!