The Pwnisher T-Shirt – Funny Hacker Cybersecurity Gamer Unisex Organic Cotton Tee

Description

They call you The Pwnisher. Not because you’re nice about it, but because you absolutely destroy vulnerabilities, exploit chains, and n00bs with equal precision.

This shirt is for penetration testers who’ve rooted more boxes than they can count, cybersecurity pros who live for the thrill of finding zero-days, bug bounty hunters with Hall of Fame status, and gamers whose K/D ratio makes people rage quit. Whether you’re pwning servers or pwning scrubs, this shirt announces your dominance.

Made from soft, sustainable organic cotton that’s comfortable enough for all-night CTF competitions, Red Team operations, or gaming marathons. Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in being asked to “hack” someone’s ex’s Facebook. Please use your powers responsibly.

Ideal gift for ethical hackers, penetration testers, cybersecurity analysts, InfoSec professionals, competitive gamers, and anyone whose vocabulary includes “pwned,” “0wned,” and “git gud.”

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!