Hotter Than A Rolling Dice unisex organic cotton t-shirt

Organic cotton tees for proudly unserious adults.

$ 49.95 AUD

Flirty “Hotter Than A Rolling Dice” t-shirt for D&D players and tabletop RPG enthusiasts. Perfect for dungeon masters, dice goblins, and anyone whose charisma modifier is through the roof. Soft organic cotton unisex tee combining dice humor with playful confidence. Roll for seduction in style.

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You clicked because the shirt said the quiet part loudly. Good. That means it is doing its job.

Printed in small batches. If your size is there, grab it before the grot does.
  • Loud design, zero corporate beige
  • Soft organic tee for everyday mischief
  • Stanley/Stella STTU169 medium unisex fit
  • In stock and ready for mischief
Bundle deal
More bad decisions, less money.

Bundle discount: buy 2 shirts and get 15% off each. Buy 3 or more and get 20% off each. Applied automatically in cart.

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This is for people who would rather wear the punchline than explain it politely.

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Description

You rolled a natural 6 on attractiveness, and this shirt proves it.
“Hotter Than A Rolling Dice” is the perfect shirt for D&D players who bring the heat to every campaign, dungeon masters with killer charisma stats, and tabletop gamers who know their way around a d6. Whether you’re seducing the bard, charming the shopkeeper, or just looking good at game night, this shirt has your back.

Made from soft, sustainable organic cotton that feels as good as rolling a crit. Perfect for convention wear, casual Fridays, or impressing that cute player at your FLGS. Warning: May cause spontaneous compliments and requests to join your party.

Ideal gift for D&D enthusiasts, tabletop RPG players, dice collectors, dungeon masters, and anyone whose pickup lines involve saving throws.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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