My Blood Type Is Espresso Ceramic Mug

Organic cotton tees for proudly unserious adults.

Price range: $ 19.95 through $ 23.95 AUD

You clicked this because…

You clicked because the shirt said the quiet part loudly. Good. That means it is doing its job.

Printed in small batches. If your size is there, grab it before the grot does.
  • Loud design, zero corporate beige
  • Soft organic tee for everyday mischief
  • Stanley/Stella STTU169 medium unisex fit
  • In stock and ready for mischief
Bundle deal
More bad decisions, less money.

Bundle discount: buy 2 shirts and get 15% off each. Buy 3 or more and get 20% off each. Applied automatically in cart.

🔒 Secure checkout 🇦🇺 AUD pricing 🌱 Stanley/Stella organic tee 🖨️ Printed on demand by Printful 💸 2 shirts 15% off • 3+ shirts 20% off
No boring shirt energy.

This is for people who would rather wear the punchline than explain it politely.

Simple buying, no faff.

Secure checkout • Quality tee blanks • Easy support if anything goes sideways

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Description

For people who don’t wake up — they power on.

If coffee isn’t a habit but a biological requirement, this mug is for you.
Bold, simple, and painfully accurate.


Coffee isn’t a preference.
It’s a survival strategy.

The My Blood Type Is Espresso ceramic mug is for early mornings, long days, and anyone whose personality doesn’t load until caffeine does. No inspirational quotes. No fake positivity. Just the truth — in mug form.

Perfect for:

  • Coffee addicts

  • Office workers running on espresso

  • Developers, sysadmins, students, parents

  • Anyone who considers coffee a food group

Mug details:

  • Durable ceramic construction
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Microwave safe
  • Comfortable handle for daily use
  • Designed to be read before you speak
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
  • Lead and BPA-free material

This also makes an excellent gift for:

  • Coworkers who live at the coffee machine

  • Friends who are not morning people

  • Anyone who would rather drink espresso than make small talk

If coffee is in your veins, you already know.
Just buy the damn mug.

Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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