Description
Congratulations. Everything is urgent.
The deadline has moved forward. The scope has moved sideways. Someone has scheduled a meeting to discuss why there are too many meetings.
And somehow, every item on the list is now the number-one priority.
The When Everything Is Important, Nothing Is T-Shirt is for project managers, office survivors and reluctant chaos coordinators who understand that labelling everything “critical” does not magically create more hours in the day.
Featuring a frantic, anime-inspired office worker surrounded by paperwork, sticky notes and the consequences of other people’s planning, this shirt says what everyone in the meeting is already thinking.
Perfect for
- Project managers and coordinators
- Team leaders and operations staff
- Developers and technology workers
- Designers and creative teams
- Teachers and administrators
- Freelancers and consultants
- Anyone who has received one too many “quick” requests
- The colleague holding the entire project together with spreadsheets and spite
The shirt
The design is printed on the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 STTU169, a premium medium-fit unisex T-shirt made from 100% organic cotton compact ringspun yarn. The 180 GSM fabric provides a comfortable everyday weight and a smooth surface for detailed printing. The updated Creator 2.0 cut also features a wider collar rib and slightly longer sleeves.
Product details
- Premium Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
- 100% organic cotton
- Medium-weight 180 GSM fabric
- Modern unisex medium fit
- Set-in short sleeves
- Comfortable crew neck
- Detailed full-colour front print
- Printed to order
- Suitable for regular everyday wear
- Dramatically more useful than another status meeting
Fit and sizing
This is a unisex medium-fit shirt.
Choose your usual size for a standard fit. Choose one size larger for a more relaxed or oversized feel.
Please check the size guide before ordering. Because each shirt is printed especially for you, taking a moment to confirm your measurements can prevent an entirely avoidable sizing-related incident.
Care instructions
To help preserve the garment and print:
- Machine wash cold and inside out
- Use a gentle cycle with similar colours
- Use mild detergent
- Avoid fabric softener
- Do not dry-clean
- Hang dry where possible or tumble dry on low
- Iron inside out on a cool setting
- Do not iron directly over the design
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Produced and shipped using a global production and shipping company. They’re probably just around the corner from you!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Just Buy the Damn Shirt and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 99 King Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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